小柚子萌萌哒 发表于 2025-9-30 19:54

祖国母亲，我闺女祝您生日快乐

<!----><style type="text/css">html{font-size:375%}</style><link href="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712" rel="stylesheet" position="1" data-qf-origin="/static/publish/css/style.css?v=20240712"><!--    付费贴-->    <div class="preview_article ">            <!---->    <p>由于这些天的放纵，自我感觉胖了好几斤，今天也没正二八当吃饭，想着先减减肥。结果熊孩子今天放学回家非要嚷着出去吃火锅，我问为什么这么想吃火锅，答：祖国妈妈过生日，要给祖国妈妈庆祝一下。</p><p>我语重心长地说：&ldquo;此事不劳你费心了，祖国妈妈自有安排&rdquo;。孩子：&ldquo;你不给祖国妈妈安排一顿火锅这说得过去吗？&rdquo;&hellip;&hellip;</p><p>祖国妈妈：&ldquo;我谢谢你，好孩子&rdquo;<img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_0.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="1" data-smilie-id="1" /><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_0.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="1" data-smilie-id="1" /><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/face/default/s_0.gif" width="24" height="24" data-smile="1" data-smilie-id="1" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>得，托祖国母亲的福，俺的肥又白减了</p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250930195231front2_0_1646282_Fu5ZfSN6XX-cIX1cdyWnmVLPeWZd.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOWwj-afmuWtkOiQjOiQjOWTkg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/93/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="684" height="912" data-qf-origin="forum/20250930195231front2_0_1646282_Fu5ZfSN6XX-cIX1cdyWnmVLPeWZd.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOWwj-afmuWtkOiQjOiQjOWTkg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/93/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p class="empty_paragraph">&nbsp;</p><p class="qf_image big noneditable" contenteditable="false"><img src="https://pic.app.ytbbs.com/forum/20250930195231front2_0_1646282_FurWsT1JZ84O6RG21fpXMzXJz9PO.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOWwj-afmuWtkOiQjOiQjOWTkg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/93/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" alt="" width="684" height="912" data-qf-origin="forum/20250930195231front2_0_1646282_FurWsT1JZ84O6RG21fpXMzXJz9PO.jpg?watermark/3/text/QOWwj-afmuWtkOiQjOiQjOWTkg==/fontsize/400/dissolve/80/gravity/South/fill/IzM2MzYzYQ==/font/5b6u6L2v6ZuF6buR/dx/93/dy/16/image/aHR0cDovL3BpYy5hcHAueXRiYnMuY29tL3dhdGVyX2ltZ18yMDE4MTEyNl80NTEuanBn/dissolve/80/gravity/South/dx/-34/dy/10" /></p><p>&nbsp;</p>    <!----></div>            

小柚子萌萌哒 发表于 2025-9-30 20:01

@论坛小管家 麻烦通过一下帖子啊

素月999 发表于 2025-9-30 21:37

好闺女啊

小柚子萌萌哒 发表于 2025-9-30 22:05

素月999 发表于 2025-9-30 21:37
好闺女啊

为了吃啥理由也想得出

狼影萧萧 发表于 2025-9-30 22:51

俩好闺女！优秀！

九天居士 发表于 2025-9-30 23:06

感谢祖国妈妈，哈哈

REDTULIP99 发表于 2025-10-1 05:15

吃吃喝喝，快快乐乐

小柚子萌萌哒 发表于 2025-10-1 11:04

九天居士 发表于 2025-9-30 23:06
感谢祖国妈妈，哈哈

轻轻松松长胖

小柚子萌萌哒 发表于 2025-10-1 11:05

REDTULIP99 发表于 2025-10-1 05:15
吃吃喝喝，快快乐乐

不快乐，又长肉了

REDTULIP99 发表于 2025-10-1 11:22

小柚子萌萌哒 发表于 2025-10-1 11:05
不快乐，又长肉了

减肥
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